(Brought to you by “Twitterpaters Anonymous”.)
Is the entertainment presented as news on TV nowadays making you just a bit nauseous?
Are you tired of “stuck up” bachelors and bachelorettes?
Does “The Wall” just make you want to wail with despair?
Are you the type of person who doesn’t care a Rats Rear End about what Simon Thinks?
Have you “channel surfed” in vain, in a never ending search for something even faintly attractive to the intellect?
Do you like your humor dry, and relatively profanity free?
Relax, there is hope….
Let me introduce you to “The Onion News Network”
100% pure Parody, “tongue in cheek” skewering of News Broadcasts and Reality shows now cluttering up the airwaves.
So sit back, take a short break and peal some Onion.
Try it…..you just might like it!
